6th August 08

Ok... Everyone noe tt 6th August (Which is next wed) is little jes bday rite???
So we hav decided to celebrate her bday at Anchor Point...
Tis is e location...

Disney Naturally [ Halal Certified]
Anchorpoint370
Alexandra Road#01-05/06
Singapore 159953
(65) 6479 2823

So its settled ok???
For those who hav sch...
(Mainly mi, charlene n Kina...)
We shall go to there together...
No excuse for anyone esp u noe who...


Those who hav no sch on wed...
Make ur way there urself...
Time nt confirm...
Those who hav sch...
We ll find a way to go there k???


So tts abt it for now...


Loves loves...
=)

LOL

This video beats Charlie hands down.

Birthday Calendar Coming Soon~

Hi peeps! I'll be doing up a birthday calendar using your photos so if don't me to randomly pick your photos then please send me your best photos. 可以吗？？？

You can email me or send me through msn.

谢谢你们的合作~

Hey ppl...
Menu for BBQ...

Potato Salad with Chicken Ham

Linguine Aglio Olio with Tomato Salsa

Rolled Chicken with Mozzarella Cheese

Paper-Wrapped Salmon Fillet with Garlic Aioli

Skewered Beef Cubes with BBQ Sauce

Marshmallow and Strawberry Skewers with Chocolate Sauce



Ok rite???

LOL

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not
only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.

This was what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

LOL

There I was on my way to work. Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood. I look over to change the CD and then. I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. You know how you just get so stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny sometimes?

Yeah, well, THIS was one of those times! I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . . and that's when the fight started!

C for Confirm.

Hi all!
Chalet is now CONFIRM. Me repeat, C FOR CONFIRM yo.! :)

Date: 12-14 August 2008
Venue: Same place. (Like where else can we go?)
Cost : $30 (No further discount, hahaha!)

I foresee fun &laughters coming in! Till then, take care!
Love all.

Gym tomorrow.
Where shall we go?
(a) Woodlands
(b) Bishan
(c) School

Pls read

Ok... B4 i do my rj... B4 i blog in my own blog... I wanna write somethin here... I guess its time for mi to voice out somethin here... U ppl might nt agree wif wat i say... But juz read on... I juz wanna say wat i wanna say... Even if u all r scoldin mi while readin...


Well... I noe we all r really busy nowadays... I noe u all gt other frenz ard too... But wat happen to e TOGETHERNESS tt we used to hav??? Where is it??? More n more ppl r nt comin down durin break 1... Some inform... Some dun... Some left sch w/o informin... Some totally dun care anymore... Wat is tis??? If u r nt happy... Voice it out... Dun say its ok in front everyone... Den in e end, tell a few tt u r unhappy...


Dun take us s spare tyre... When ur frenz/classmates r nt ard... Den u join us... Other time u all couldnt care less... We r nt spare tyres... We r frenz... Arent we???


Dun treat others like they dun exist... Cos one for all... All for one rite??? Talk it out if unhappy... Dun keep it to urself n start to behave strangely...


N for events... Some of us tried to organise stuff at some time... Pls appreciate... Once in awhile u dun join... Its ok... But some juz simply giv some excuses n avoided all... If u tink e organiser is havin a great time handlin all these nonsense... Den u all can try to organise... It isnt easy no matter who is e organiser...


N lastly, dun ask us to accept who u r... Onli we ourselves can decide for ourselves who we wanna accept... If bcos we r frenz... N u wan us to accept who u r... Den can u accept every single one of us wholeheartedly???


Tink ok ppl...
I juz wan all of us to b like e past...
Thou i noe almost every single one of us gt tons of probs now...
But i dun wan it to spoil anythin...
If u all tink tt i said anythin wrong...
Tell mi...
I'm fine wif it ok???


Loves...

POEMS

you'r my friend and that is true,

but the gift was given from me to you.

we went thru moments that were good and bad,

even moments that were happy and sad.

you suported me when i was in tears,

we stuck together when we were in fear,

its really sad that it had to be this way,

but it has reached its very last day.

miles away cant keep us apart,

'cause you'll always be in my heart.
Make new friends

But keep the old

One is sliver and the other gold !

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A Best Friend!

A friend that really cares!

All my secrets i can share!

There when i need a hand!

There to understand!
When i cry!

She will be by!

If i am away!

She will call me day by day!

If i need her at all!

She'll be there to stand tall!

Anything i say will be heard!

She will listen word by word!

If I am late!

She will open the gate!
As she looks in my eyes!

The sparkle she realize!

She is the one that cares!

And the one thats there!

That's a best Friend!!

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I can't give solutions to all of life's problems,

doubts, or fears.

But I can listen to you,

and together we will search for answers.

I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,

nor the future with its untold stories.

But I can be there now when you need me to care.

I can't keep your feet from stumbling.

I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall.

Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;

Yet I can share in your laughter.

Your decisions in life are not mine to make,

nor to judge;

I can only support you, encourage you,

and help you when you ask.

I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,

from your values, from me.

I can only pray for you,

talk to you and wait for you.

I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,

But I can give you the room to change,

room to grow,

room to be yourself.

I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,

But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces

and put them back in place.

I can't tell you who you are.

I can only love you and be your friend.

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Some really nice poems to share wif u all... Find it damn nice thou nt really 100percent true... As no one can be so perfect yeah??? Hahaha... But still... I always end wif...

LOVE U ALL!!! =)

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Credits to http://www.indianchild.com/friendship.htm

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.
King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Think carefully . . .
Try and answer within 30 seconds


Decided?


If your answer is:
Orangutan = You’re wrong
Ape = You're still wrong.
Monkey = You're very wrong.
King Kong = You're wrong beyond wrong.

Why?

A Coconut tree doesn’t have bananas.
:D

3 weeks more to holidays!!

J-4-L

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking
me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped after I started doing the same thing
to them at funerals.

Good Old, Good Old.

Remember this??

Rofl.

Pek Chai Says,

!!!CHARLIE!!!

The Real Story of Goldilocks and The Three Bears

Once upon a time there were three bears. One morning Daddy bear tried his porridge and said, "This porridge is too hot. Let's go for a walk in the forest until it cools down."

And Mummy bear said, "You bastard! I spend my life slaving after you. I clean the house, I make do with ricketty old chairs and a pokey little hovel miles away from my friends and a single bedroom that everyone shares, and all you do is loaf around the picnic area with your low-life friends freeloading off tourists. Have you no pride? And when I get up at 6 a.m. to cook breakfast, what do you do? Complain! Have you any idea how difficult it is to get oats in the middle of the bloody forest? My mother was right about you... "

:D
That's not the right story though.
Click here for the full version.

Information...

3 simple pics n u guys gt it already rite???

A diff style of informin u ppl...

=)

LOVES...

Stupid but clever?

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."



Credit: http://alvahuang.multiply.com/links/item/109

Just for laughs.

:D

Just a nice picture to make everyone jealous.
:)

Hello people.
Do remember to pick your electives by 5pm today.